Kentucky dog fight

The act of trying to pick up two less than attractive women in the same bar, in hopes they will fight over you in the parking lot. This practice is actually outlawed in Raywick, ky.
Also known as a South Georgia hog hunt.
This is almost as much fun as a kentucky dog fight.
by ghost3x7 April 22, 2009
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Old Slabsides

The affectionate nickname given to the 1911 pistol, owing to the slab-type grip panels.
That fucking banger keeps it up, he's gonna get a lecture form old slabsides.
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
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Kliester

Short for the German word Kliesterspritzen, meaning enema or pressurized enema. Used for sexual pleasure by scat players.
This can be used as a noun or a verb.
Hey baby, give me a kliester?
That bitch loves kliester
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
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Snake shit

The absolute closest you can get to the fround without cutting the buttons off of your uniform. The place to be during a mortar attack, haji drive-by, grenade attack, or ambush.
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
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Langley Master Keys

A lock picking set. The term originates from the lock manipulation course taught at Langley, training ground for CIA operatives.
Bill; "Damnit I locked the keys in the house!"
Ted; Don't sweat it, I have my Langley Master Keys
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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virtual gunfighter

a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.
That virtual gunfighter just shot himself in the foot, better call 911.
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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Frankengun

Derived from Frankenstein's Monster. This is a gunsmith's term meaning a firearm made from parts of the same model, but different manufacturers.
Example; a 1911 Frankengun- Essex or Caspian frame, Colt slide, Lothar-Walther barrel, Wolf springs, Brownells pins, Wilson Combat trigger, sear, and hammer, Ed Brown barrel link, mainspring and housing, and beavertail, George Heinie oversized safety and slide catch. Topped off with Millet or Novac sights.
Anybody who doesn't know what a Frankengun is is "Boot".
Most gunsmiths who build custom guns are usually building a frankengun.
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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