bloomie 

the cutest cutie patootie!! has the most pleasant voice, the loveliest and juiciest lips, the most eye catching and alluring eyes, the cutest lil nose and rosy cheeks<3 she makes your heart feel so full and loved, your mind gets cleared up just listening to the harmonious sound of her voice and makes you forget all your worries. You’re never going to find anyone better than her, she is the sweetest girl; her wholesome heart and purity will fill your eyes with tears. she knows exactly what to say and how to make you feel better and uplifted even when you don’t realize it. She is so inspiring, calm, kind-hearted, funny, cute and absolutely so lovely.

i love my bloomie

bloomie by mahafbs May 22, 2023

Bloomie's

shortening of Bloomingdale's department store

I just tried on an $800 coat at Bloomie's and put it right back on the rack because I'm not crazy!

Bloomie's by Jane100000 October 16, 2005

Bloomie's

Short hand for Bloomingdale's. It happens to be my favorite store... up there with Saks, Ralph and Barney's. They have basically anything a girl with an unlimited credit card could ask for: Juicy, 7's, True Religion, Citizens, R & R, C and C, Lacoste, Burburry, Marc Jacobs... you get the point. My personal shopper at the Bloomies in NYC is the shit.

Girl 1:So after founders day lets hit up Bloomie's, Saks, Barney's, RL and J Crew and call it a day.
Girl 2:Sounds good to me.

Bloomie's by Bronxville June 11, 2006

rate bloomer

Comes from Nex R’s song “Rate Bloomer”. This phrase refers to someone who was not liked or popular beforehand but is now the top dawg and is now someone that everybody likes and rates.

“Suddenly, they all rate me, I’m a rate bloomer!”

rate bloomer by yall cant handle this handle January 27, 2021

Bloomer 

A mix of a realist and an optimist the Bloomer stands opposite to his doomer counterpart. The Bloomer, just as the doomer, sees the world for what it really is: messy, hard, unforgiving, selfish etc. They don't live in a bubble but see the harsh reality of this world. However, where the boomer falls into pessimism or nihilism and refuses to do anything about the situation but await the end, the Bloomer has a positive outlook. He accepts the rules of the game and in it tries to make something of himself. He also sees the good sides of life, wants to live a happy life and be successful.

*during the corona crisis*
Doomer: "look at all these selfish people. They sit at each others throats, act like idiots, the economy plummets... Society is doomed."
Bloomer: "Yeah, I know that there are lot of dumb people out there, but there are a lot of smart people too! And look at all the solidarity! We'll get through this mate, we'll get back into the world and start rebuilding. It'll all be fine."

Bloomer by _TigerKing_ April 10, 2020

Bloomfield, NY

A town with two types of people. Rich people who claim to be poor even though they drive to school in a Porsche, and the people who are the most disgusting trailer trash you have ever wittiness. The town has approx. 2 roads and about 500 people. Somehow, there is a large population of juggalos in this town whos smell strongly pollutes the air.

An example of the school in Bloomfield, NY
you see that kid riding to school in the ferrari?
ya he was right next to the group of juggalos wearing wrangler jeans and an ICP shirts.

Bloomfield, NY by aceace453 November 27, 2011

Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.

Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice

Bloomer Crickets by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005