Definitions by prof_evil

tifter 

an unwanted erection

I was dancin with this bird and she gave me a Tifter

tifter by prof_evil February 19, 2017

Swiken 

Cheating. Word used in Aberdeen or North-East Scotland. You can also be a swik - a cheat.

At a game of Monopoly a man says to his son
" Mind now, nae swiken"

Swiken by prof_evil May 19, 2013

Understains 

A name given by 1970s UK washing powder manufacturers for stains that won't wash out. A polite word for shit or bodily fluids of some sort on underwear.

"Has your washing got understains you can't remove"? "Use new Daz powder to remove them fast"!

Understains by prof_evil May 14, 2011

Bluttered 

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.

Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!

Bluttered by prof_evil January 27, 2011

bachelor's boomerang 

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

bachelor's boomerang by prof_evil September 15, 2010

arse bender 

One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.

That Andy's a real arse bender.

arse bender by prof_evil September 14, 2010

Dyke 

a) In Nothern Scotland a Dyke is a dry-stone wall.

b). A Lesbian built like a brick shit-house with short cropped hair.

a) He louped ower the Dyke.

b) Dick Van Dyke was not a Lesbian.

Dyke by prof_evil August 28, 2010