7 definitions by prof_evil

arse bender

One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.

That Andy's a real arse bender.

by prof_evil September 14, 2010

bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 14, 2010

Swiken

Cheating. Word used in Aberdeen or North-East Scotland. You can also be a swik - a cheat.

At a game of Monopoly a man says to his son
" Mind now, nae swiken"

by prof_evil May 20, 2013

tifter

an unwanted erection

I was dancin with this bird and she gave me a Tifter

by prof_evil February 19, 2017

Bluttered

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.

Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!

by prof_evil January 27, 2011

Understains

A name given by 1970s UK washing powder manufacturers for stains that won't wash out. A polite word for shit or bodily fluids of some sort on underwear.

"Has your washing got understains you can't remove"? "Use new Daz powder to remove them fast"!

by prof_evil April 23, 2011

Dyke

a) In Nothern Scotland a Dyke is a dry-stone wall.

b). A Lesbian built like a brick shit-house with short cropped hair.

a) He louped ower the Dyke.

b) Dick Van Dyke was not a Lesbian.

by prof_evil August 28, 2010