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An adjective that describes sundry heartless business practices or people. An adverb that intensifies any activity regarding heartless business practices or people.

Adjective: And then there's the "I don't wanna pay for somebody else's cancer" one. (Which you do anyway with standard bloodsuck insurance.)

Adverb: Selling that rube a sixth insurance policy was a bloodsuck thing to do, Charlene.

bloodsuck by Victor Cobblepot December 16, 2019

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Bloodcock

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.

Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Bloodcock by Dedicated to Sir Warren August 16, 2012

Boobsuck

A term used to show something is positive like awesome, cool, or dope.

Dang Dom that backflip was so boobsuck.

Boobsuck by Boobsuck December 2, 2020

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Bloodstock

A kick ass open air festival held every year consisting entirely of amazing metal bands, unlike Download, which comprises of mainly mainstream crap that nobody listens to.

The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.

I went to Bloodstock last year and headbanged so hard to Testament my head is now stuck on my right shoulder.

Bloodstock by dethmaiden June 14, 2008

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Bloodfuck

v: The act of penetrating in order to create a new orifice for sexual please.

I spent last night in the hospital because Johnny drill tip dicked me in the gut and proceeded to bloodfuck me for hours.

Bloodfuck by Exseqour January 16, 2010

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bloodsuckers

someone who sucks you dry - emotionally, physically or especially financially

"That guy from Paraguay was right scrounger .....!", "yeah all the South American men are bloodsuckers.......!"

bloodsuckers by queeeenie July 21, 2006

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Bloodsucker

When you have sex with a girl on her period and make her suck the blood off your dick afterwards

Had sex with a girl last night.. she didn’t tell me she was on her period so I made her give me a bloodsucker.

Bloodsucker by Badgedog April 18, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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