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bloodsuck 

An adjective that describes sundry heartless business practices or people. An adverb that intensifies any activity regarding heartless business practices or people.
Adjective: And then there's the "I don't wanna pay for somebody else's cancer" one. (Which you do anyway with standard bloodsuck insurance.)

Adverb: Selling that rube a sixth insurance policy was a bloodsuck thing to do, Charlene.
bloodsuck by Victor Cobblepot December 16, 2019
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Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.
Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Boobsuck 

A term used to show something is positive like awesome, cool, or dope.
Dang Dom that backflip was so boobsuck.
Boobsuck by Boobsuck December 2, 2020

Bloodstock 

A kick ass open air festival held every year consisting entirely of amazing metal bands, unlike Download, which comprises of mainly mainstream crap that nobody listens to.

The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.
I went to Bloodstock last year and headbanged so hard to Testament my head is now stuck on my right shoulder.
Bloodstock by dethmaiden June 14, 2008

Bloodfuck 

v: The act of penetrating in order to create a new orifice for sexual please.
I spent last night in the hospital because Johnny drill tip dicked me in the gut and proceeded to bloodfuck me for hours.
Bloodfuck by Exseqour January 16, 2010

bloodsuckers 

someone who sucks you dry - emotionally, physically or especially financially
"That guy from Paraguay was right scrounger .....!", "yeah all the South American men are bloodsuckers.......!"
bloodsuckers by queeeenie July 21, 2006

Bloodsucker

When you have sex with a girl on her period and make her suck the blood off your dick afterwards
Had sex with a girl last night.. she didn’t tell me she was on her period so I made her give me a bloodsucker.
Bloodsucker by Badgedog April 18, 2020
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