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Bloodfuck 

1. One who uses a once funny joke too much, and thereby ruins it.
(Created by David Turner in 2007)
Girl: That hot dog's so BIG!
Boy 1: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: No seriously, that's just a lot of meat for my little mouth.
Boy 2: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: You guys are really immature.
Boy 3: That's what she said!
All: You're a total bloodfuck, dude.

Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.
Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Blood Fuck 

Blood Fuck/ing is a term for when you fuck a girl on her period with no condom.
Person 1: "Ayye, Dude I heard that thot and him blood fucked."
Person 2:" That's fucking disgusting"
to kick someone more than once in a fight
bootfuck by colin November 21, 2003
To kick someone, most often repeatedly in the ass, but any body part will suffice.

Especially when the boots in question are at least size 13 and steel toed.
1)get back to work or you're going to get a bootfucking.

2) that wasn't much of a fight... more of a bootfuck.
Bootfuck by Sir_FireStorm March 2, 2005

Blood Fuck 

A type of sex in which blood is rubbed on both participants, also from time to time the blood will be used as lubricant or consumed during intercourse.
"He has a blood fetish, so he likes to blood fuck."
Blood Fuck by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008