Bloodfuck

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v: The act of penetrating in order to create a new orifice for sexual please.

I spent last night in the hospital because Johnny drill tip dicked me in the gut and proceeded to bloodfuck me for hours.

Bloodfuck by Exseqour January 16, 2010

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Bloodfuck

1. One who uses a once funny joke too much, and thereby ruins it.
(Created by David Turner in 2007)

Girl: That hot dog's so BIG!
Boy 1: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: No seriously, that's just a lot of meat for my little mouth.
Boy 2: That's what she said!
All: HAHAHAHA.
Girl: You guys are really immature.
Boy 3: That's what she said!
All: You're a total bloodfuck, dude.

Bloodfuck by David Cliffy Turner June 2, 2007

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Bloodcock

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.

Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Bloodcock by Dedicated to Sir Warren August 16, 2012

Blood Fuck

Blood Fuck/ing is a term for when you fuck a girl on her period with no condom.

Person 1: "Ayye, Dude I heard that thot and him blood fucked."
Person 2:" That's fucking disgusting"

Blood Fuck by Boringassperson May 29, 2019

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bootfuck

to kick someone more than once in a fight

i bootfucked the shit out of that guy

bootfuck by colin November 21, 2003

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Bootfuck

To kick someone, most often repeatedly in the ass, but any body part will suffice.

Especially when the boots in question are at least size 13 and steel toed.

1)get back to work or you're going to get a bootfucking.

2) that wasn't much of a fight... more of a bootfuck.

Bootfuck by Sir_FireStorm March 2, 2005

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Blood Fuck

A type of sex in which blood is rubbed on both participants, also from time to time the blood will be used as lubricant or consumed during intercourse.

"He has a blood fetish, so he likes to blood fuck."

Blood Fuck by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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