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Bloodfuck 

v: The act of penetrating in order to create a new orifice for sexual please.
I spent last night in the hospital because Johnny drill tip dicked me in the gut and proceeded to bloodfuck me for hours.
Bloodfuck by Exseqour January 16, 2010

bootfucker 

A complete spaz who has done something to really bad to piss you off.
lee you bootfucker! look what you did to my new sketchers
bootfucker by the.penguin September 24, 2008

bloodsuckers 

someone who sucks you dry - emotionally, physically or especially financially
"That guy from Paraguay was right scrounger .....!", "yeah all the South American men are bloodsuckers.......!"
bloodsuckers by queeeenie July 21, 2006

Bloodsucker

When you have sex with a girl on her period and make her suck the blood off your dick afterwards
Had sex with a girl last night.. she didn’t tell me she was on her period so I made her give me a bloodsucker.
Bloodsucker by Badgedog April 18, 2020

Bookfucker 

Someone who who studies sex manuals all the time and sticks by them for orgasmic pleasure.
Kama sutra followers..... theyre bookfuckers.
Bookfucker by Davethemuncher May 13, 2005

bloodpacker 

1. A term applied to heterosexual male -- alluding to the supposed tendancy of a heterosexual man's dick becoming drenched with blood once inserted into a female's vagina. A term for a heterosexual male.
When Jon found out his boyfriend of ten years was actually a bloodpacker, he freaked.

I was quite relieved when I found out the cute guy who sat next to me in class wasn't a bloodpacker.
bloodpacker by Darnell Woods March 9, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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