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bloodsucker

A frustrated woman, who has trouble opening her heart to a man. She spends her whole life looking for "the one" and when she finally decides to open up to someone, she sucks on them so hard, that it becomes uncomfortable for the other person; she will become over-attached.

Her beliefs are often orthodox and rigid. She believes that only way to relate to a man is by a serious relationship, followed by at least 30-year-long marriage, and if she doesn't succeed with "the one," she will blame them and will never be able to talk to them kindly and openly again.

She hates people who have casual sex, and she clearly refuses this possibility for herself, which will keep her frustrated and nervous. An open relationship is a foreign language to her. Typically, she will call people, who enjoy casual sex a fuckboi or a bitch.

After the act of sucking onto "the one", the one will usually either stay with the bloodsucker (because he is afraid to hurt her feelings) and become bored and unhappy, or he will choose to leave the bloodsucker, who will after that become even more frustred, reserved and hateful towards men.

Typical examples of frustrated expressions of bloodsuckers can be found in the top definitions of
words fuckboi or mansplainer.
Guy1: How is your relationship with Jane?
Guy2: Aw, man, I like her, she is nice and all, but she is getting too much in my face now, and I can barely have a private moment.
Guy1: I think she might be this bloodsucker kind of girl. Tell her that it's vital for a relationship when you both keep a little personal space.
bloodsucker by afuckboy January 11, 2020

blood-sucker 

A parasite. One who uses others.
I'm not that blood-sucker's friend! He doesn't have friends, just distant acquaintances and people that he's used up.
blood-sucker by Downstrike December 24, 2004

blood sucker 

There are two types of blood sucker
1. The "leech" feeds off of another individual when they are strong.

2. The "vampire" feeds off of another individual when they are weak.
The leech is a "tag-along"
The vampire enjoys "kicking people when they are down.
This is the definition of a blood sucker
blood sucker by mortheus April 14, 2009

blood sucker 

Someone who will go to any means under any conditions to make money.
A merchant who stays open when there is a power outage to make money. A greedy person. "The people who work in that corner gas station open during the power outage to make money are blood suckers."
blood sucker by ck01410 July 2, 2008

Louisiana Blood Sucker

Letting mosquitoes suck on your genital, then smacking them and jacking off with the blood on your genital
How Robert, have you ever tried the Louisiana Blood Sucker? It’s the southern way!

bloodsuckers 

someone who sucks you dry - emotionally, physically or especially financially
"That guy from Paraguay was right scrounger .....!", "yeah all the South American men are bloodsuckers.......!"
bloodsuckers by queeeenie July 21, 2006
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