Bloodstock 

A kick ass open air festival held every year consisting entirely of amazing metal bands, unlike Download, which comprises of mainly mainstream crap that nobody listens to.

The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.

I went to Bloodstock last year and headbanged so hard to Testament my head is now stuck on my right shoulder.

Bloodstock by dethmaiden June 14, 2008

Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.

Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Bloodcock by Dedicated to Sir Warren August 16, 2012

bloodstache 

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

bloodstache by G. Wells November 7, 2008

boonstock 

A yearly music festival started in 2008 in the small town of Gibbons, Alberta where it stayed until 2013.

It was too awesome for the quaint little town to handle so the 2014 festival moved to Penticton BC.

Although the music style played has been evolving from rock to EDM, and the change of location pissed off some Albertans, the basic principle of boonstock remains. Sex, drugs, alcohol, and a whole lot of noise.

Boonstock is going to be the party of the year!

boonstock by bootyfull132 May 6, 2014

bloodsuckers 

someone who sucks you dry - emotionally, physically or especially financially

"That guy from Paraguay was right scrounger .....!", "yeah all the South American men are bloodsuckers.......!"

bloodsuckers by queeeenie July 21, 2006

Broadstock 

A massive lover of sweaty, mind blowing cock. commonly known as 'Broadcock' , but dont be fooled, He has a tiny shlong.

#1 i accidently went on gay porn last night

#2 you serious?
#1 yeah, i saw this guy....biggest broadstock ive ever seen.

Broadstock by misohorney October 17, 2009

bloodstonepilots 

a furry instagram star, he has almost 1k followers and he’s kinda hot ngl

he goes by he/him pronouns and he’s gay

“damn, bloodstonepilots kinda hot in that fursuit”

bloodstonepilots by fortniteguy March 17, 2021