blogopology
Kanye West used the blogopology to beg forgiveness for his stank behavior at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.
blogopology by pops87 September 15, 2009
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Blowpology
The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.
Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Blowpology by Lascivious May 27, 2014
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blowpology
After making fun of Kyle's Boyfriend for having meth mouth, the only way to make things right was for Michele to give him a sincere blowpology
blowpology by NumbChuck September 29, 2014
Bloodology
The pseudoscience of divining or predicting someone’s personality based on their blood type—for instance, those with B+ are deemed tolerant and ambitious, while those with B– are inflexible and negative.
Comedians are trying to find out whether or not Donald Trump’s blood type is O-, which would then confirm that bloodology exceptionally or situationally works for the “narrow-minded, narcissistic” Liar-in-Chief.
Bloodology by Covido November 4, 2022
blopology
Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blopology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.
blopology by Selfish Mom September 15, 2009
Blowpology
Blowpology by McTastic22 February 24, 2019
Bloonology
"I did some bloonology and I found out that Ceramic Bloons are stronger than any rainbow-coloured balloon in the world."
Bloonology by Otheruser325 March 14, 2023
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