7 definitions by pops87

atheism

The religion devoted to one's own smug sense of superiority.

As there is no way to use logic to prove or disprove the existence of God, atheism is, in fact, based completely on theory and faith. Also its followers tend to be no less educated, dogmatic, and fanatical about their chosen spiritual path than they claim Christians, Jews, or Muslims to be.

by pops87 April 25, 2010

blogopology

A speedy apology on one's blog for douchy behavior that was universally criticized.

Kanye West used the blogopology to beg forgiveness for his stank behavior at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.

by pops87 September 15, 2009

keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

coonery

Pejorative term to describe behavior that is seen as unbecoming of African-Americans.

Examples of people who engage in coonery: T-Pain, Soulja Boy, Crips, Bloods (gangbangers in general),DMX, Hurricane Chris, all the black reality stars on VH-1, etc

by pops87 September 26, 2009

Capitalism

God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

-Capitalism: As defined by Ron Swanson.

by pops87 February 4, 2011

holohoax

Word used by white supremacists to explain their belief that the Holocaust never happened, that Hitler and the Nazis "weren't that bad," and was all a ploy by the West to give Jews their own land or money, or something...I'm honestly not sure, their reasoning is just too stupid.

White supremacist reasoning: "So the Holocaust was really messed up and there's no logical way to justify it, so what we'll do is pretend it never happened. That way we can appeal to the gullible and the stupid among us, God knows there's lots of them. And we can even have a clever name for it: Holohoax! We're so smart..."

by pops87 January 10, 2010

octomom

A being too grotesque for science fiction, whose only objective is to receive collagen shots and reproduce at all costs.

Octomom is a candidate for the worst person alive.

by pops87 November 15, 2009