trainwreck

A person or situation that can't escape an inevitable bad outcome; hence, a trainwreck.
"The woman can't ever get a good man, a good job, or education. Her life sucks. She is a trainwreck!"
by fabokroert January 15, 2008
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trainwreck

A name used to describe a clumsy, dangerous person. This person will damage things and hurt people(on accident or on purpose). They also take things too far. Rumors are also spreading about a trainwreck virus that causes these symptoms.
Miles is such a trainwreck!
by Scott Mckown February 07, 2008
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trainwreck

Trainwreck is a sativa-dominant strain of usually very high-grade marijuana often found among users with medical access, and is especially popular in CA. It has a pronounced, characteristic evergreen odor and is usually manifest as small, very dense buds with ubiquitous trichomes. The Sativa:indica ratio is proposed to be anywhere from 9:1 to 65:35, although the latter figure would seem somewhat remarkable, since Trainwreck produces virtually none of the "couch-lock" effects typical to indica strains. It instead causes a very cerebral, relatively non-impairing high conducive to creative thought, introspection, and verbalization. As of 2010, in the Bay Area, 3.5 g of medical grade Trainwreck ranges in price from roughly 45 to 65$
I just totally destroyed a linear algebra exam after smoking like 2 bong-loads of Trainwreck. Now, where have I left my copy of Finnegans Wake? Would you like some Trainwreck, by the way?
by soft acid July 11, 2010
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trainwreck

Very potent marijuana that will get you very high and fucked up. It is called trainwreck because you are so messed up.
Damn, I've got some trainwreck we should smoke.
by l0ngmember December 08, 2003
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trainwreck

some very chronic weed. this is the staple of medical marijuana in Oakland, CA.
hey, doc, I hurt right here. I think I need some 'wreck.
by boom boom b July 02, 2004
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trainwreck

a nonrhythmic pattern during a DJ set in which two tracks' beats fall out of sync during a mix. A sound similar to shoes in the dryer.
Tommy trainwrecks most of his mixes every weekend at club 621 in greenville, SC.
by Richard Deep February 27, 2003
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trainwreck

Sex between 3 men and a woman in which one man inserts his penis in her vagina, a different man enters her anus, and the third member receives a blowjob from her at the same time.
Your mom got trainwrecked last night when those 3 guys from bingo night all had sex with her at the same time.

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What happened to "secret" when Phyllis and May piled on him!
by sunshine September 20, 2004
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