1.(n) -A pathetic and moronic person who maintains a blog with an unhealthy obsessive-compulsive drive, especially angsty goths (
sorry to all the likeable goths out there). The content of their blogs usually includes events that no sane person would care about. Here's sample of what a blog
troll might write on their blog:
"today, I ate a sanwich. It
bad - it was just ok, mediocre, I guess you could call it. After that I read a few chapters out of an Anne
Rice book and was deeply moved by her erotic descriptions of gay vampires fornicating. <Insert narciccistic remark here>. Then I took a nap.
2.(n) -A depraved individual who sits in front of a
computer all day and posts flames of an idiotic or pseudo-intellectual nature on public forums and private websites. Many of these
people actually become emotional about what is said on the afore-said mediums and feel it is their duty to punish those who disagree with them. They too
may pursue this object in an obsessive-compulsive manner.