Blog Troll 

1.(n) -A pathetic and moronic person who maintains a blog with an unhealthy obsessive-compulsive drive, especially angsty goths (sorry to all the likeable goths out there). The content of their blogs usually includes events that no sane person would care about. Here's sample of what a blog troll might write on their blog:
"today, I ate a sanwich. It bad - it was just ok, mediocre, I guess you could call it. After that I read a few chapters out of an Anne Rice book and was deeply moved by her erotic descriptions of gay vampires fornicating. <Insert narciccistic remark here>. Then I took a nap.

2.(n) -A depraved individual who sits in front of a computer all day and posts flames of an idiotic or pseudo-intellectual nature on public forums and private websites. Many of these people actually become emotional about what is said on the afore-said mediums and feel it is their duty to punish those who disagree with them. They too may pursue this object in an obsessive-compulsive manner.

Goddamnit! Blog Trolls are such fucktards! Don't they have anything better to do other than posting stupid bullshit on the forums.

Blog Troll by Damoclese July 22, 2004

blog-troll 

To hide under a bridge of the information superhighway known to be travelled by your sworn enemies, waiting to pounce at an opportune moment with senseless attacks and irrational rants.

I can't believe that $!@# from Kos blog-trolled another RS diary!

blog-troll by Bill Tizzle December 16, 2005

blogroll 

As a noun, the list of weblogs (blogs) on your blog that you like, or otherwise want to commend.

As a verb, the tactic of listing another's weblog in the hope that this will induce them to link to yours. Cf. if you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours.

You want links? Blogroll me!

blogroll by Buce September 20, 2005

Bogtroll 

(noun) A person that sits around nightclub toilets administering soap, towels, aftershave and chewing gum for a small fee. A toilet attendant.

"Man I'm bursting for a piss but I don't have £1 to pay the bogtroll."

Bogtroll by L Rathen July 21, 2009

slow your blogroll 

What you tell someone to do when that person is spending too much time online.

A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.

Slow your blogroll before I have to put a Gmail filter on your forwards.

slow your blogroll by PBMax August 8, 2008

Blogroll 

A list of blogs that if, printed out, would supply you with enough loo paper for the next 10 years. Blogroll, due to it's shitty nature, makes excellent loo paper due to the universal law of attraction of similar particles.

Notice how the bullshit on the Blogroll absorbs mine so quickly.

Blogroll by invisible ninja cow February 27, 2007

blogrolled 

To have added a blog to a blogroll.

Dude, that prick still hasn't blogrolled me.

blogrolled by Drew Miller IA March 14, 2006