Bogtroll 

(noun) A person that sits around nightclub toilets administering soap, towels, aftershave and chewing gum for a small fee. A toilet attendant.

"Man I'm bursting for a piss but I don't have £1 to pay the bogtroll."

Bogtroll by L Rathen July 21, 2009

botroll 

A fake profile with an animator mash-up of bot and troll, usually a dim human exacting plans in a clumsy and obvious way with some sort of automated assistance. A boiler room propaganda op.

Our antique appraising Facebook group hot hit by some kind of botroll today; a race-baiting post was made via a fake profile. No finesse! We spotted and reported it immediately.

botroll by The Wendolyne September 18, 2020

bog troll 

The guy who sets up his stall in the toilet of a bar/club - he is usually built like a brick shithouse - and then demands money with menaces for even having breathed his air. In most cases he dispenses soap and paper towels by invading your space and foisting it upon you, then glowers at you as you say thanks and don't pay. Using their range of aftershaves is ill-advised and costly, and why anyone would buy a lolly from a guy they met in the toilet is beyond comprehension. Attempts to avoid the bog troll often result in loud verbal abuse about your personal hygiene.

Bog trolls might be excused their actions on the grounds that sitting in the toilet for five hours a night can't bring a lot of job satisfaction, except that it's not a proper job and no one wants them there in the first place.

Bog troll: Soap, paper towel?
Me: No thank you, I can manage to do this by myself.
Bog troll: (indicates tray with assorted change from previous mugs) Fair enough (looks at you like he might have already killed your family)

Drunken reveller A: Taxi home?
Drunken reveller B: Nah man, let's walk. I broke the seal too early and spent a tenner on bog trolls already.

bog troll by Svenyboy September 6, 2005

Bogarolla Mook 

Someone who acts stupid and goofy.

Person 1: Stop bro it's your fault.
Person 2: Yeah at least I'm not a Bogarolla Mook.
Person 1: What ???

Bogarolla Mook by MichaelPottsMafia June 8, 2021

Marty Bogroll 

The local newry legend. His trusty steed is a bridge end bike thats at least 600 years old. He is very well known among Northern Ireland and is way better than anything craigavon has to offer. Legend has it that his nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possesion of this magical item will be granted with the powers of marty himself.

He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.

Sean Martine: hey ever heard of Mczilla
Everyone else: *slaps* No that man is bad, normal people say that Marty Bogroll is superior to craigavon itself!

Marty Bogroll by Ryanhasbigteethfatzahasbigdong September 23, 2020

Empty bogrolls

No paper left to wipe the shit from your arse. Skilled practitioners can use the empty bogrolls to clean their turd place nevertheless. Also the reason why places like McDonald's and Starbucks hand out napkins to their customers.

Howard was holding the empty bogrolls between his thumbs and index fingers and rubbed them in cyclical motions against his turd place. Since he was using both hands he had to stand and bend forwards. Onwards Howard he shouted.

Empty bogrolls by Billy Bubba August 5, 2008

bogroll 

Toilet paper. The term "bog" is a British slang for the bathroom, the john, the head, the toilet. And of course, the only "roll" you are likely to find in the "bog" is made of tissue paper. Hence, "bogroll".

"Do the animals here in the zoo have a bathroom?"
"No they just use the ground."
"Well, does they even have a bogroll? You know like toilet paper?"
"No they don't need it."
"How do they clean their butties then?"

bogroll by Jody D February 2, 2008