blogroll 

As a noun, the list of weblogs (blogs) on your blog that you like, or otherwise want to commend.

As a verb, the tactic of listing another's weblog in the hope that this will induce them to link to yours. Cf. if you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours.

You want links? Blogroll me!

blogroll by Buce September 20, 2005

Blogroll 

A list of blogs that if, printed out, would supply you with enough loo paper for the next 10 years. Blogroll, due to it's shitty nature, makes excellent loo paper due to the universal law of attraction of similar particles.

Notice how the bullshit on the Blogroll absorbs mine so quickly.

Blogroll by invisible ninja cow February 27, 2007

slow your blogroll 

What you tell someone to do when that person is spending too much time online.

A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.

Slow your blogroll before I have to put a Gmail filter on your forwards.

slow your blogroll by PBMax August 8, 2008

Marty Bogroll 

The local newry legend. His trusty steed is a bridge end bike thats at least 600 years old. He is very well known among Northern Ireland and is way better than anything craigavon has to offer. Legend has it that his nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possesion of this magical item will be granted with the powers of marty himself.

He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.

Sean Martine: hey ever heard of Mczilla
Everyone else: *slaps* No that man is bad, normal people say that Marty Bogroll is superior to craigavon itself!

Marty Bogroll by Ryanhasbigteethfatzahasbigdong September 23, 2020

Empty bogrolls

No paper left to wipe the shit from your arse. Skilled practitioners can use the empty bogrolls to clean their turd place nevertheless. Also the reason why places like McDonald's and Starbucks hand out napkins to their customers.

Howard was holding the empty bogrolls between his thumbs and index fingers and rubbed them in cyclical motions against his turd place. Since he was using both hands he had to stand and bend forwards. Onwards Howard he shouted.

Empty bogrolls by Billy Bubba August 5, 2008

bogroll 

Toilet paper. The term "bog" is a British slang for the bathroom, the john, the head, the toilet. And of course, the only "roll" you are likely to find in the "bog" is made of tissue paper. Hence, "bogroll".

"Do the animals here in the zoo have a bathroom?"
"No they just use the ground."
"Well, does they even have a bogroll? You know like toilet paper?"
"No they don't need it."
"How do they clean their butties then?"

bogroll by Jody D February 2, 2008

bogroll 

A bit like a "forward roll" but especially adapted for swampy areas, it was invented by Mr.Deevun Parp from the village of Cackpile in Swampshire. Since the technique afforded the traveller a clean arse at the end of his journey, the term has more recently been adopted to refer to toilet-tissue

"Give us a bogroll Deevun"

bogroll by Twizla January 26, 2005