Definitions by PBMax
Whoristorian
People who can remember almost every guy/girl their friends have hooked up with, how they met, where they were, what nickname they gave the guy/girl and why they were dubbed said nickname. Portmanteau of whore and historian.
Whoristorian by PBMax March 13, 2009
finger footsie
An alternate description of holding hands which reinforces its intimate aspects. Used by individuals who are feeling smothered by their significant others.
Whenever Cyriac played finger footsie with Priya, she felt like an animal in steel trap that must gnaw its appendage off to escape.
finger footsie by PBMax January 9, 2009
memelitism
Disliking a meme because of other people liking it. This may be due to the quantity of others passing the idea along, or because the undesirable nature of the communities receiving it. A combination of "meme" and "elitist."
memelitism by PBMax January 5, 2009
chocolate rainbow
chocolate rainbow by PBMax November 7, 2008
hiposterous
Having extraordinarily large hips. A combination of hips and preposterous.
Not to be confused with hippoposterous.
Not to be confused with hippoposterous.
hiposterous by PBMax September 28, 2008
self-sexile
1) Leaving one's domicile to avoid roommates when interacting with a significant other
2) Being sexiled of one's own volition
2) Being sexiled of one's own volition
1) Cornelius and his boyfriend frequently went into self-sexile to avoid homophobic housemates
2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.
2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.
self-sexile by PBMax September 28, 2008
slow your blogroll
What you tell someone to do when that person is spending too much time online.
A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.
A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.
slow your blogroll by PBMax August 8, 2008