blocksite

The bane of any online school student's existence. It is a google extension that impossible to get around, if you don't know the password. If you delete it, mom will figure out. If you reinstall it, the password is most likely different, so mom will figure out. If you're a school student, you probably don't know how to hack, and you don't want "password cracker" on your search history.

Tim: My mom installed fucking Blocksite on google.
John: Damn... That sucks...
Tim: IKR!? My mom blocked all the good porn sites!
John: DAMN!!

by pokedude1229 June 1, 2021

Blockfote

When two good friends both disrespect each other and they have to fight, but don't want to because deep down they still respect each other. Once the obligatory crowd has formed around the two friends about to fight, they can grab random bystanders and throw them at each other and get THEM to fight instead, thus initiating a blockfote. Why fight your best friend when you can get two other people to fight instead?

"The other day, I walked in on my best friend getting his dick sucked by my girl, and that shit was disrespectful. But at the same time, I walked in on him before they could finish, and he found that disrespectful too. So we was about to throw down, but said fuck it cuz we still homies, and we did a blockfote."

by skweezy fan May 7, 2012

Blockate

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.

But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl January 2, 2023

cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

Blacklite District

Alternate band famous for songs such as Cold as Ice and Hard Pill to Swallow. Also popularised by the Minecraft animator Rainimator.

Blacklite District's new song is SWEET!!

by SkeletonGuy November 21, 2018

blockatiel

The unsung cockatiel hero against vulgar,pornographic,and unsightly images.Blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer.

What's this bird doing on my poster?
Blockatiel'd!

by Cockatiel Owner June 21, 2009

blockmate

Similar to classmate; the only difference is that a "blockmate" is remembered as one of a student's first classmates the moment he/she enters college the first time.

"Blockmate" may also refer to a student's classmate for the entire stay in college, although this is evidently present in colleges that arrange the students' class structure.

Example 1: Liz? I know that girl; she was my blockmate in Chemistry.

Example 2: Reg had been my blockmate for a year, before she transferred to another college.

by Optimus Droid February 28, 2011