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Blockate 

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.
But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.
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Blockate 

A Roblox sandbox game similar to Minecraft's Creative Mode, which had a lot of potential until degenerates started making bypassed worlds in July 2023. One of these bypassed worlds included a screenshot of Shuaiby Aslam's suicide (rest in peace to Shuaiby Aslam). Before July 2023, 2020 was Blockate's worst year. It got raided, and resulted in bad worlds. (not bypassed worlds)
Blockate was good before, but now it's horrible.
Blockate by LuaGunsX #2 July 23, 2023

Blockate 

Basically Minecraft's creative mode but in Roblox, and you need to pay to make new worlds and many unoriginal games are always at the front page such as: free build, household games, obby for blux and rng fling
In Blockate, imagination is unlimited unless you want to make the Starter Island's sign with two blocks
Blockate by ColorsMakeYouHappy September 23, 2021

Blockate 

Lol you still play this? Cringe kid tbh and you’re probably stuck in 2020. Go move to Roblox studio or wubby at most
Someone smells like garbage

“Oh, it’s the Blockate player

mobile blockade 

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
mobile blockade by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.
My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

cock blockade 

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.
oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!
cock blockade by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005