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Honestly if you have this on your devise your are down bad and there is no way to fix it and you should want to die.
Omfg blocksI is on my pc I want to die!!!
by Blocksi December 7, 2021
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Blocksi

A installation used in some schools that can remove the ability to even write documents for school, or watch anything your teacher tells you to watch.
Student: Teacher, why is Google Docs blocked?
Teacher: It's because of Blocksi
by Google_Chrome April 1, 2023
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Blocksi

Blocksi is a program that districts and schools install on computers, mainly Chromebooks, to monitor what their students are doing. This is a problem because teachers get to see what you are doing and close anything they want, including your own work. The icing on the cake is the fact that it can detect your PHYSICAL location, so they can find out where you live if you use a browser or computer with Blocksi installed.
Join my Google Slide Deck!
No, I can't, my teacher blocked it with Blocksi,
by Ant. B February 1, 2024
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blocksi

that one gay ass site teachers be using to kick you off your games during class
yo go close her blocksi tab
by supersickcoolguy12 February 14, 2024
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Olympic Cock blocking

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.
by sweetrod willy March 5, 2010
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Skull Blocking

It's when u send some funny meme in #general and someone send a picture below u preventing u from getting ur hard earned skulls
-Wabka: *sends a pic*
-AOT: *sends a pedo joke right after him*
-Wabka: STOP SKULL BLOCKING
by Goku no diffs ur fav verse March 20, 2022
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dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."
by rufusclay November 9, 2013
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