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Blockbite 

The Vault tried to keep this special UFO away from your possession, but one faithful person datamined the game just so you could get it for free
Person one: yoooo that UFO looks sick!! How'd you get it? Also what is it called?
Person two: It's known as Blockbite, and I got it from a YouTube video
Person one: so... you cheated for it?!
Person two: that doesn't count :/
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backbite 

Backbite is when you talk shit behind your friends
She's always backbite her own friends, thats so mean!
backbite by famekilla May 27, 2017

Blockfote 

When two good friends both disrespect each other and they have to fight, but don't want to because deep down they still respect each other. Once the obligatory crowd has formed around the two friends about to fight, they can grab random bystanders and throw them at each other and get THEM to fight instead, thus initiating a blockfote. Why fight your best friend when you can get two other people to fight instead?
"The other day, I walked in on my best friend getting his dick sucked by my girl, and that shit was disrespectful. But at the same time, I walked in on him before they could finish, and he found that disrespectful too. So we was about to throw down, but said fuck it cuz we still homies, and we did a blockfote."
Blockfote by skweezy fan May 7, 2012

blockbuster online 

A phrase denoting the piracy of movies or TV shows on sites such as the pirate bay, kick ass torrents, etc.
Person 1: I can't access this show.. I don't have (streaming service)...

Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?

Blockate 

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.
But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.

Let's make it a Blockbuster night 

Typically used as an alternative for those of the older generation who are still stuck in 20th century, but still want to ask their partner to "Netflix and chill." Instead of committing to a $8.99 per month subscription for Netflix to have sexual relations with one's partner(s), by "making it a blockbuster night" they are only submitting a one time lesser payment for a movie. This movie will be an extremely boring one, but it serves simply to provide background noise while the 2 (or more) engage in sexual relations.
Old Partner 1: Hey girl(s), you sure turn me on. Netflix and chill?

Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!

Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!

**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**

Blockbuster and blowjobs 

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.