Definitions by pokedude1229

nahc4 

A website for only the most civilized and honorable people of the Internet. The worst thing you'll find there is the Pythagorean Theorem.

<Chap 1> Indubitably, i visited nahc4, and found, to my own surprise, the cure to cancer.
<Chap 2> That is simply just the type of chap you would find on nahc4.

nahc4 by pokedude1229 August 9, 2022

blocksite 

The bane of any online school student's existence. It is a google extension that impossible to get around, if you don't know the password. If you delete it, mom will figure out. If you reinstall it, the password is most likely different, so mom will figure out. If you're a school student, you probably don't know how to hack, and you don't want "password cracker" on your search history.

Tim: My mom installed fucking Blocksite on google.
John: Damn... That sucks...
Tim: IKR!? My mom blocked all the good porn sites!
John: DAMN!!

blocksite by pokedude1229 June 1, 2021

qwedcxzsartyhnbvgfuiolmkjp 

how are you even this bored. this heavy focus of boredom could destroy the universe.

*pain sounds.* i have to keep going! IM TOO BORED! I M N O T S A T I S F I E D *commits qwedcxzsartyhnbvgfuiolmkjp*

qwedcxzsartyhnbvgfuiolmkjp by pokedude1229 May 6, 2021

qaswxzedfrvctghynbujkimolp 

when you're impossibly bored and somehow haven't ascended to god of boredom yet. typed by typing an L then a backwards L skipping the middle.

Person: i will now ascend through boredom. *commits qaswxzedfrvctghynbujkimolp*

qaswxzedfrvctghynbujkimolp by pokedude1229 May 3, 2021