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Blackite 

-A blackite is a type of berry that is usually red until it is ripe and turns black.

-Cumbrian slang for blackberries (?)
“Are we going blackite picking soon?” “Yeah, I want to make some jam, we can get rosehips while we’re out”
Blackite by ThineMother.exe November 24, 2021

2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

Blackie Lawless 

Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.
"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"

Blackie Chan'd 

When you're just so fucking blackout drunk. Darker than dark, but so dark it's bright. The best ever.
Keefer: yo we gettin blackie chan'd tonight?
Braith: u bet ur scum ass we are
Blackie Chan'd by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

Blackie Sauce 

Ten shades darker than soy sauce . When sang aloud said singer receives a 1000 euro prize from unknown Chinese Blackie Sauce promoters . Can also be pronouced Bluckie Sauce which is more representative of a magical stew eaten by the entire cast of Glenroe inbetween scenes .
Biddy pass us the Blackie Sauce . Jaysus Miley it's so black it's almost luminous black . We love the Blackie Sauce . 1000 euro falls from the sky .............
Blackie Sauce by jimmysomerville180 September 8, 2010

Blackinese 

Blackinese by lee July 20, 2003