blife 

used in a similar way to the more traditional Fuck My Life.. meaning- bitch life, bastard life, bullshit life, balls life, bollocks life

blife!

blife by Cheezlefiend February 27, 2011

BLife

Having an intimate relationship with someone who is of barely legal age while you are much older.

Ex: ‘let me introduce you to my Blife partner.’ ‘Living that Blife’

BLife by IF Can February 6, 2026

Bifey 

A Bifey is a term of affection for your one true soulmate. Bifey is also used under Barriage (Please see definition: Barriage). Bifey’s show love by cuddling, kanoodling, playing adult games, laughing, emotionally healthy with their feelings, excellent communication, go to movies, and in general make their significant other very happy and feel that you are the ONLY person for her. A Bifey is special because it is not a “babe”, “baby” or “boo” it is one specific person that is completely unique and precious in your life. Bifey’s are your best friend and soulmates.

Bifey is short for Bondage Wifey & the better half of a Bifey is a Bubby (or a Bifey). A Bubby which is short for Bondage Hubby.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
&
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby

Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.

Marriage = Divorce & in Bondage... Well there is NO Divorce...

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)

Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life!

and

Bubby’s and Bifey’s Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.

Bifey by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019

Bife

A word describing a doorstop mounted on a wall.

"What's this?" "Oh, that's a bife. It'll stop your door from hitting the wall."

Bife by ViolentlyPan July 10, 2018

Fecal Bifeciation 

The act of voiding feces from the bowels, returing as much of the expunged feces as possible back to the bowels, and then defecating the freshly installed feces back out of the bowels. Note that the second release of feces is much more septic than the first.

I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.

Fecal Bifeciation by EGM September 4, 2003

blimey mate 

When the Bri'ish person is sus

Blimey mate, least I don't get shot while doin maffs in skewl. Also, you Americans don't have free elfcare. Quite sad innit?

blimey mate by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 4, 2021

Boifed 

When the Girl isn't single; she has a Boyfriend.

* to be boifed. Adjective

1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.

Boifed by Lorenzo 2k11 December 18, 2011