Blide

An adjective. To describe a person that says something with no clue as to what they're talking about.

Geek 1: So if I multiply 256 by the power of 3 then subtract PI, I'll end up with... EUREKA!
Geek 2: Man, you're so blide...

by So it's me, myself and I June 8, 2013

Blide

An excessively long, thin, and lanky penis. Antonyms: chode

The male stripper spun around so fast, his blide slapped her in the face.

by Reeko-Suavay February 25, 2009

Blide

A genuinely terrible fucking person.

Tom: " You're a Blide, dude. "

Jim: " What the fuck is a Blide? "
Tom: " That means you're a genuinely terrible person. Go to hell. "

by Blide May 22, 2021

blide bitch

Blide is an adjective meaning a person who has no clue of what he's saying blide bitch is a bitch who does the same .

Shut up you blide bitch

by slim shady 2 December 8, 2014

Fuck Joe Biden

"1.2 Billion, so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store... And and and a supermarket! You control the guy or the women runs the... runs... ru... ru... runs... Brings out the carts on on on on a forklift. What happened!!!?" - actual Joe Biden quote.

Man, Fuck Joe Biden

by ThatOneGuy116 December 6, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden

Fuck Joe Biden, AKA The worst president ever.

Fuck Joe Biden, he wants to defund the police and can't remember a word he says!!!

by NexusCola December 8, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden

A life-long corrupt politician with a history of being an actual racist.

All Joe Biden wants to do is destroy our country and raise taxes and fuck over Americans...
Fuck Joe Biden.

by fuckliberalcucks December 8, 2020