baife báif
(comparative baifeier, superlative baifest)
adj
1. A lower class person who believes that they are mixture of Chav and Boffin. Normally female, although males are not unheard of. They can be seen sporting Adidas© Playboy© and other Chavvy brands. Scraggily ponytails are vitally important to achieve this “Baifeywen” look.
Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2004 Micr
(comparative baifeier, superlative baifest)
adj
1. A lower class person who believes that they are mixture of Chav and Boffin. Normally female, although males are not unheard of. They can be seen sporting Adidas© Playboy© and other Chavvy brands. Scraggily ponytails are vitally important to achieve this “Baifeywen” look.
Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2004 Micr
"Oh My God, What a Baife!"
"She's got such a Baify ponytail!"
"She is the baifest of them all!"
"You are baifier than I am!"
"She's got such a Baify ponytail!"
"She is the baifest of them all!"
"You are baifier than I am!"
by Mercedes06 September 22, 2006
A person who dresses like a chav but with the personality of a geek or nerd.
Most commonly a girl, the baife has a low IQ yet sucks up to teachers and members of authority to make themselves feel cleverer. A baife is most commonly known to have a low ponytail, playboy merchandise, white puma or reebok trainers and a drawstring bag.
The term baife originated at Dorothy Stringer High School in Brighton and is now being used by teenagers all over Brighton and Hove.
Most commonly a girl, the baife has a low IQ yet sucks up to teachers and members of authority to make themselves feel cleverer. A baife is most commonly known to have a low ponytail, playboy merchandise, white puma or reebok trainers and a drawstring bag.
The term baife originated at Dorothy Stringer High School in Brighton and is now being used by teenagers all over Brighton and Hove.
by I am not a baife May 4, 2008
A chavvy kind of boffin which have no popularity at all. They often have average IQ and are normally teachers pet. The like to wear fake burberry scarfs, jd bags and low ponytails.
by Mercedes20000000 November 19, 2006
an acronym for ‘Boy am I funny’.
When you do something funny you finish the sentence by saying ‘BAIF’
When you do something funny you finish the sentence by saying ‘BAIF’
Example:
Person 1: Hi Mr Bald Guy, your hair is blue!
Bald guy: “How is my hair blue?
I’m bald.
Person 1: Yeah it’s blew away, BAIF!
Person 1: Hi Mr Bald Guy, your hair is blue!
Bald guy: “How is my hair blue?
I’m bald.
Person 1: Yeah it’s blew away, BAIF!
by TheAdmiralShagga April 12, 2019
by The Baif Master February 11, 2014
Baifs Nan, in other words that relates to an Aboriginal persons nan who gets done on the coffee table on the daily.
Man 1: Holy shit did you see Baifs Nan?!?!
Man 2: Yeah man, she looked fucking nice
Man 1: I would bone her all night
Man 2: Yeah man, she looked fucking nice
Man 1: I would bone her all night
by Trad M8 April 1, 2019