Bifey

A Bifey is a term of affection for your one true soulmate. Bifey is also used under Barriage (Please see definition: Barriage). Bifey’s show love by cuddling, kanoodling, playing adult games, laughing, emotionally healthy with their feelings, excellent communication, go to movies, and in general make their significant other very happy and feel that you are the ONLY person for her. A Bifey is special because it is not a “babe”, “baby” or “boo” it is one specific person that is completely unique and precious in your life. Bifey’s are your best friend and soulmates.

Bifey is short for Bondage Wifey & the better half of a Bifey is a Bubby (or a Bifey). A Bubby which is short for Bondage Hubby.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
&
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby

Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.

Marriage = Divorce & in Bondage... Well there is NO Divorce...

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)

Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life!

and

Bubby’s and Bifey’s Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.

by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019

Bifey

A bisexual wifey. A woman or man that is wife/husband material for both sexes.

Cardi B is bifey af.

by M11SON May 28, 2020

Bife

A word describing a doorstop mounted on a wall.

"What's this?" "Oh, that's a bife. It'll stop your door from hitting the wall."

by ViolentlyPan July 10, 2018

bitey

a general name for any one possum

etiology:
Homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor's cabin closet "Bitey" in Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4 Episode 12)

from Wikipedia:
Homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) I call the big one "Bitey." (Matt Groening has said this is his favorite Simpsons line ever, written by Conan O'Brien)

by las April 18, 2006

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza

An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.

Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album

by AnonymousTrevor November 14, 2018

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of voiding feces from the bowels, returing as much of the expunged feces as possible back to the bowels, and then defecating the freshly installed feces back out of the bowels. Note that the second release of feces is much more septic than the first.

I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.

by EGM September 4, 2003

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.

Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.

by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018