blimes

an exclamation to convey mild surprise - derived from ye olde english term 'blimey'

'my grandmother just fell down a well in Barnsley'
'blimes'

by shannieru August 21, 2007

blameshift

In retaliation, during an arguement, to twist the facts to actually shift the blame to the other person.

John always manages to blameshift when ever we argue.

by John's mom February 25, 2006

Blimpsy

1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.

Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!

by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015

blimey mate

When the Bri'ish person is sus

Blimey mate, least I don't get shot while doin maffs in skewl. Also, you Americans don't have free elfcare. Quite sad innit?

by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 4, 2021

blamestorming

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.

by TBea April 22, 2008

BlimeyCow

BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.

Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"

Me: "Yeah I did! Jordan is so sarcastic!"

by LoveAddict5 June 21, 2014

Gor blimey

A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.

Gor Blimey! This music sucks arse!

by Pookle Iam November 9, 2013