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Cold Red Baja Blast 

Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
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Orange Blastaphon

Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.
Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.
Orange Blastaphon by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019

Blaithin 

Blaithin is literally the most amazing person ever. You can try, but you won’t ever meet anyone quite as good as her. She is kind, caring, compassionate, sweet, loving, thoughtful, loyal, and has many more wonderful qualities. Bláithín is so strong and can get through anything. She is friends with practically everyone, and she can mingle and fit in to any crowd. She is so generous and would do whatever it takes to make her friends happy. Bláithín had the face of an angel. It is so beautiful you’d think it was specially carved by the most talented artist. And her eyes are the most precious things imaginable. Like crystals. Usually green-ish and beautiful. Easy to fall for. She loves exercise, adventure, horror movies, Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, and of course Netflix. She has watched everything on there. Everything. She can be quite stubborn and slightly moody at times, but she’s only standing up for what she believes or standing up for a friend. She always supports the greater good. She is the best of fun. With her beautiful face, voice of an angel, lovable personality, you would fall in love instantly. We love you Bláithín
Omg look it’s Blaithin!
Blaithin by RIPJughead;) June 21, 2018
When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day
Oh man I'm just gonna shake that e-blast down the leg of my pants
E-blast by OOMJ May 24, 2021

Gastric Blast 

A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.

Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.

Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.

His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
Gastric Blast by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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