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Blayton is a very athletic person, he’s very hot and has a very nice body. He knows how to treat a lady right if you ever find a Blayton you will know he’s a keeper
Girl:I meet a nice athletic boy that I like

Friend: his name must be Blayton
Blayton by Bro beens February 21, 2019
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a really cute boy with stunning eyes and a smile that could warm any cold heart.
I saw a boy named Brayton today. He was quite attractive; i think my heart stopped for a moment.
Brayton by un-findable January 10, 2011

Blastonomy 

The study of NASA's Apollo and Space Shuttle Missions
I took a Blastonomy course on YouTube focusing on Apollo 13.
Blastonomy by tmanfresno May 31, 2009

blantonize 

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.
When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."
blantonize by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008
“It’s means a woman’s gonna fuck a guy”

This term was defined by beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show while promoting his app.
Bro 1: Bro that chick over there is eyeing me down.
Bro 2: Baytona!!!
Baytona by Keemmcmeme June 27, 2021
A very Handsome boy who will steal your heart instantly. With his gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He will make all the other guys seem dull and unfunny. Braytons have their own sense of humor and are very smart.
“That boy Brayton is all mine”
Brayton by NotUrs;) December 23, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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