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the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous sexual encounters while masturbating
i had a fuckin' great blast from the past last night man...cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!
by scotch egg January 05, 2005
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.
"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"
by lemon liam May 15, 2005
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A show involving bright lights, a dark stage, mics that don't make anything loud unless you're backstage, cursing with your headset accidentally on. It is custom-made costumes that are 9 sizes to big or 4 sizes too small, it is the reason why we stay at school until 9 on a weeknight. It is dancing, it is singing, it is working hard for 2 months just to walk out of the dressing rooms and get a flower from the guy who swore he'd never be caught dead in that auditorium. It is showing the assholes that a freshman can get a solo and be better than half the seniors. It is that place we go to to whine about having to stay and cry when at the final end, it's time to go. A place where even the most perverted geniuses are forever respected. In the end though, "Y'all suck."
"Blast from the Past is the only thing that could make me wear purple spandex."
by diana April 04, 2005
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The act of giving your grandfather a blowjob and having him ejaculate in your mouth.
"Hey dude, you want to hang out?"
"No thanks man, I'm going over my Grandpa's for a blast from the past."
by Brad Benedict April 05, 2006
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The act of ejaculating in ones anus then having that person fart a cum filled mess on to your face.
John: Oh cum in my asshole so i can give you a blast from the past.

Keith: Please punch me in the face after so i can make it a a neapolitan delight
by sexpanther13 February 19, 2011
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Giving your grandpa a blowjob and having him shoot his load in your mouth.
"Man grandpa, I sure love when you give me a blast from the past!"
by Brad B February 22, 2006
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