(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
by Swimsical November 14, 2019
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When you have a wank and ejaculate in the bath while it’s full of water
Person one: Dude I had a really nice Pond Blaster last night.
Person two: Thats disgusting
by Spastic_Boy_69420_Haha November 10, 2019
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Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster

Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.

Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
by gamer yoda November 20, 2019
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Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 20, 2019
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