blaytz

Smexy shark boi

Blaytz He is a kind fun and supportive boi and if he loves you he LOVES you he is your number 1 supporter

by Blaytz June 23, 2022

Blyatzkrieg

Opposite of Blitzkrieg; A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss as the prosecuting power; Translates from Russian “Fuck War” or “Fucked War”

Putin: “How goes my beautiful Blitzkrieg?”

Shoigu: “It’s become a Blyatzkrieg!”

by Wheel_of_4chan May 4, 2022

blyatzkrieg

n. incompetently planned and hastily executed military operation resulting in extraordinary losses

Their tanks are falling apart. Are they lada brand ? No it is just blyatzkrieg !

by specialdragon May 10, 2022

Blatz splatz

This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".

Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!

by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

blatz

A terrible case of diarrhea where feces is uncontrollably ejected from the rectum at a high velocity, generally caused by the consumption of Blatz beer; Can also be caused by consuming Old Style, Milwaukee's Best, or pretty much any fine brew hailing from Central Wisconsin. Synonymous with urinating out of your asshole, chocolate milk poops, and ninja turtle poops.

The best way to blatz is to sit AC Slater style and hold on to the back of the toilet so as not to fart right off the seat.

While Scott was blatzing all over the bathroom, Justin could no longer hold it in and decided to put on an old pair of sweatpants and hope for the best.

by JD SH December 30, 2007

Blayzar

Name given to a Mexican who smokes large quantities of marijuana on a daily basis.

David: Damn Son!! Look at BLAYZAR go!! Thats his 10th bong hit this morning!

Daniel: YEAH BIG SON!!

by Skeetr October 21, 2007

Blayton

THE best son that anyone could ask for, handsome, funny, and when you are sad...one look at his face will make all of your cares disappear.

Blayton is the best!

by adamslady08 February 4, 2010