blasterball

the single greatest game ever invented

Boy1- I'm gonna go play some Blasterball

Boy2- I just turned homosexual

by Dacks December 30, 2007

blaseball

Blaseball is a splort. You can participate in the cultural event of Blaseball at Blaseball.com

Rejoice. Play ball.
— The Blaseball Gods

by Blaseball fan August 22, 2020

Blasketball

a variation on basketball highlighting it's ethnic majority.

Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan both play Blasketball

by thedarkest February 6, 2010

batterball

A ball, or drop, of any semi-liquid mixture of flour combined with water. The most common examples of batterballs are the drops of cornmeal that are left over on the sticks of corndogs (usually located halfway down the stick where the hot dog ends and the stick begins) and the baby pancakes that are formed when drops of pancake batter fall onto the skillet or gridle, but are seperated from the actual pancake. Do not let the size and appearance of batterballs fool you, they are the tastiest food on Earth, if they qualify as a food.

Guy 1: Dude what do you call the leftover batter on a corndog stick?

Guy 2: A batterball.

guy 1: Oh... I guess that makes sense.

by SMSchoirboy October 22, 2011

bladderball

an obnoxious and totally inane string of emails, usually comprised of a first inane email sent out to a large list by accident and followed by many brilliant "reply all" responses requesting to be taken off said list, then followed by "reply all" responses to those responses explaining to everyone on the list that they should not reply all.

Ten more people replied all today. This is turning into quite a bladderball.

by qualia April 24, 2008

blasterbation

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre

1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"

by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011