SMSchoirboy's definitions
A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.
Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012
Get the Eye AIDSmug. When, upon reaching the maximum dupstep retention levels, one's head explodes due to the intensity of the dubstep that the individual is listening to at the time of D.O-ing. Dubstep Overload kills approximately six times as many people annually than sharks AND falling pianos combined.
Lane: Dude, did you hear? Skylar was crushed by a falling piano!
Nico: What are the chances, here, listen to my dubstep, it'll calm you down.
Lane: Dubstep is anything but calming but alright.
Lane's head explodes
Nico: Great, Skylars killed by a falling piano and Lane suffers from Dubstep Overload, what next?
Nico is eaten by a flying, air-breathing shark
Nico: What are the chances, here, listen to my dubstep, it'll calm you down.
Lane: Dubstep is anything but calming but alright.
Lane's head explodes
Nico: Great, Skylars killed by a falling piano and Lane suffers from Dubstep Overload, what next?
Nico is eaten by a flying, air-breathing shark
by SMSchoirboy February 22, 2012
Get the Dubstep Overloadmug. An aromatic gum, like myrrh, that is exuded from a tree. The spelling above is not a typo, it is like one of the only words that sounds like it starts with a "D" but actually starts with a "B".
Kindergarten teacher: Billy, can you give me a word that starts with the letter "B"?
Billy: Bdellium.
Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"
Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.
Billy: Bdellium.
Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"
Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.
by SMSchoirboy October 23, 2011
Get the bdelliummug. When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
Get the manatee effectmug. Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012
Get the The Sandwich Rulemug. A ball, or drop, of any semi-liquid mixture of flour combined with water. The most common examples of batterballs are the drops of cornmeal that are left over on the sticks of corndogs (usually located halfway down the stick where the hot dog ends and the stick begins) and the baby pancakes that are formed when drops of pancake batter fall onto the skillet or gridle, but are seperated from the actual pancake. Do not let the size and appearance of batterballs fool you, they are the tastiest food on Earth, if they qualify as a food.
Guy 1: Dude what do you call the leftover batter on a corndog stick?
Guy 2: A batterball.
guy 1: Oh... I guess that makes sense.
Guy 2: A batterball.
guy 1: Oh... I guess that makes sense.
by SMSchoirboy October 22, 2011
Get the batterballmug. Aura sniping is when in a first person shooter you are sniping, hit the area around your target, obviously missing, (seriously it would be impossible to mistake your missing the target for hitting it) and still manage to kill your victim. The mark of an expert aura sniper is when you pull off a head shot when you obviously hit the area around your targets foot without actually touching your victim. No one ever starts a game intending to aura snipe, it is always done accidentaly. Aura sniping while hacking the game is not aura sniping, it is cheating.
Guy 1: Dude you suck at this game.
Guy 2: I do not...LOOK I just sniped that guy!
Guy 1: You aura sniped him
Guy 2: I what sniped him?
Guy 1: Aura sniping is when you kill your target without actually hitting him. It was luck, it takes absolutley no skill.
Guy 2: I do not...LOOK I just sniped that guy!
Guy 1: You aura sniped him
Guy 2: I what sniped him?
Guy 1: Aura sniping is when you kill your target without actually hitting him. It was luck, it takes absolutley no skill.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
Get the aura snipingmug.