When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011
Get the colon of a rhinomug. A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.
Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012
Get the Eye AIDSmug. A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
by SMSchoirboy June 02, 2012
Get the Better Than Sexmug. Aura sniping is when in a first person shooter you are sniping, hit the area around your target, obviously missing, (seriously it would be impossible to mistake your missing the target for hitting it) and still manage to kill your victim. The mark of an expert aura sniper is when you pull off a head shot when you obviously hit the area around your targets foot without actually touching your victim. No one ever starts a game intending to aura snipe, it is always done accidentaly. Aura sniping while hacking the game is not aura sniping, it is cheating.
Guy 1: Dude you suck at this game.
Guy 2: I do not...LOOK I just sniped that guy!
Guy 1: You aura sniped him
Guy 2: I what sniped him?
Guy 1: Aura sniping is when you kill your target without actually hitting him. It was luck, it takes absolutley no skill.
Guy 2: I do not...LOOK I just sniped that guy!
Guy 1: You aura sniped him
Guy 2: I what sniped him?
Guy 1: Aura sniping is when you kill your target without actually hitting him. It was luck, it takes absolutley no skill.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
Get the aura snipingmug. An insult kamikaze is the term applied to the action of insulting someone at your expense, so you insult both yourself and the other person.
Miguel: Suck dick Nico.
Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.
Nico: You would know.
Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?
Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.
Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.
Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary
Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.
Nico: You would know.
Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?
Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.
Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.
Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary
by SMSchoirboy October 31, 2011
Get the Insult Kamikazemug. Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012
Get the The Sandwich Rulemug. When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 08, 2011
Get the manatee effectmug.