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splort
the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis
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splort • splortmaster • splortch • Splortched • splorting • sport • sploot • splart • Splurt • splorange
Splort
Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
Splort by Splortzilla December 4, 2011
Splort
An online sport simulation with absurdist elements such as eldritch beings, incineration of players in the middle of a match, and capitalism.
Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.
Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.
Splort by limelocked January 16, 2026
Splort!
Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.
Splort! by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus
The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.
URA!
and if you don't like this song you must die.
URA!
me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.