Splort

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

by moosa17 August 11, 2009

splort

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

by meredith January 27, 2005

Splort

The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.

*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!

by 0SED4X November 11, 2013

Splort

When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").

Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*

by Splortzilla December 4, 2011

Splort

An online sport simulation with absurdist elements such as eldritch beings, incineration of players in the middle of a match, and capitalism.

Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.

Blaseball was my favourite splort...

by limelocked January 16, 2026

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

by Some things have balls June 6, 2018