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Blasketball by thedarkest February 6, 2010
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Basketball hands
Adjective
Usually a compliment
When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it
And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall
Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands
Usually a compliment
When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it
And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall
Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands
gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro
Basketball hands by TF'ingBoiHimself April 8, 2020
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college basketball capital of the world
Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."
Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.
Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.
college basketball capital of the world by Huskies02 November 19, 2015
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kiss a basketball boy day by Cravally October 23, 2019
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