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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
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blake madez 

Your music is great like blake Madez’s songs and you dress good like blake madez
blake madez by Jaden789 June 13, 2020

Blake Webster 

Someone with a very particular set of skills he has acquired over a very long career of school skills that make him dangerous to people like you
Don't mess with Blake Webster his set of skills rival if not surpasses Liam Nesson's
Blake Webster by LiamNeson September 16, 2014

blake gray 

Blake gray is a boy who makes many ppl happy and helps ppl out of hard times in there life....and Blake is a sweet,cute,caring,nice,amazing guy who I can't live without

Blake gray ILYSM 💘💍🔐
I will never stop loving you 🙏🏽
Blake gray is my everything 🌎
blake gray by Alexis._.gray00 May 23, 2016

Blake richardson 

Blake Richardson (also known as Blake edward Richardson of Manchester) is the cutest bean you will ever lay eyes upon. He has the voice of a literal angel and looks like art. His dog posie is my idol and his sister is a queen, we also stan his mum cause she blessed us with him.

Here are some words you can use to describe this stud muffin:
1. UWu
2. Dad
3. God
4. Big uwu
5. Snack
6. The definition of perfect
7. Gycamole

8. Marry me please

9. Hot
10. Talented
11.huge uwu
Re teacher: what god do you worship?
Me: our lord and saviour Blake Richardson.

Blake Bliss 

Blake Bliss is a Canadian youtuber who does silly and random videos, as well as some songs. Blake is a very friendly, silly, nice, etc. He calls his fans 'pandas'. Unfortunately, Blake is a very unknown youtuber who deserves to be more known. Every Monday, he does a You Now which he calls 'music monday' where he performs various songs of his and talks with the viewers. It makes Mondays worth looking forward to.
Person 1: Did you see Blake Bliss's You Now on the 22nd of April?
Person 2: Yes! We kept on distracting him because we love him.
Blake Bliss by BBPanda April 24, 2013
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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