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A Bakie is a girl who’s sweet, kindhearted, and radiates optimistic energy at all times. Although they seem like they deserve the best, they always happen to run into the slightest misfortunes.
Person: Ugh, I ran out of toilet paper again and I can’t refill until the 5th because online delivery takes FOREVER! I’m such a Bakie!
Bakie by EdwardColinFanNOJACOB June 15, 2021
Words you can keep
A so-called "cookie." After all, one bakes cookies, one does not cook them. Bakie is the cool-person word for cookie.
Kelsie you betch, stop stuffing with all those bakies and let me eat them!
bakie by PADDYSfuckinRAD November 23, 2006
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A beginner, entry-level, or apprentice stoner.
Hey, dude, check out the bakie coughing his guts out from that bucket-bong hit. He's gonna be so stoned.
bakie by slegotoo June 28, 2011

Hollis bakie 

She likes to call samuel a Chairbag with me and don’t make her mad
Me: hollis bakie 😂

Her: noooo 😂
Hollis bakie by Impala__1967 April 8, 2022

Take and bake 

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.
Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.

Jenna baker

Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.
Hey guys have you seen Jenna baker tonight I'm trying to get some pussy? $3 right?
Jenna baker by Ayyyyyeeeee69 July 8, 2017

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!
Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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