blackney 

blackney is when a black person has acney.

girl 1 : eww does zoey have acney. its gross.
girl 2 : no.
girl 1 : then what is it?
girl 2 : blackney ... or ringworm.

blackney by fuckyeahrorie December 11, 2009

Sirius Blackness 

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness 

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

Unnecessary Blackness by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

blackeyed willie 

A hickie on the head of a mans dick

Robert looked pretty funny getting out of his shower cuz Kim gave him a blackeyed willie

blackeyed willie by messy bun December 28, 2017

Blackne 

Aka Chimples

The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.

‘The complexion of the triplets DeMarcus, Keithroy and Marquavias drew loud gasps from the staff at the drive thru window,
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’

‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’

Blackne by Herbie Dongsporran January 23, 2022

blacknesia 

When one believes oneself to be black. When in actuality one's skin color is not black, but often white.

"Damn, that mothafucker has blacknesia!"

blacknesia by Dave Herne May 24, 2008

Blackley 

To be amazing at sex,and to be extremely intelligent. Often times he combats evil and enjoys the occasional Eggo. To have very sexy hair and to be skilled in the art of pencil throwing to be amazing beyond comprehension ;D

Guy 1: My girlfriends moans last night shattered my windows
Guy2: Dude you're so Blackley

Blackley by Eggohead January 18, 2009