Blacknese

The most asian and blackest person you'll ever meet

Yo waddup mah blacknese ching chong wing wong!

by Geste Ornella March 17, 2018

blacknese

A chinese who hungs out mostely with black people.

that guy is a blacknese. He just like to hung out with back dudes.

by Luther C. October 30, 2006

blackanese

an individual of both african and asian descent

by JAG-wire September 1, 2003

Sirius Blackness

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

Blackinese

half black .. half chinese

by lee July 20, 2003

blackiespeak

Slang word for ebonics. What fake gangsters and whiteboys use to try to sound tough. Little do they know the whole world is laughing at them. Only a moron talks like that.

J-Dog: Yo sup my nig-nigs gon go tada spot ta cop some fry chicken son.

Alex: Hey J-Dog, shut the fuck up with that blackiespeak, you sound like a bloody idiot!!!

J-Dog: Sorry man, I thought it was funny.

by Noizehed August 15, 2006