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Blackne

Aka Chimples

The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
‘The complexion of the triplets DeMarcus, Keithroy and Marquavias drew loud gasps from the staff at the drive thru window,
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’

‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 23, 2022
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Blackne

Acne on a black person.

It differs from a white person's acne because a white person's acne is either red or pink, whereas a black person's acne is really nasty and greasy and is the same color of their skin.
You hardly notice it until you get up close, and then you see the ten thousand shiny little white tipped bumps on their forehead. Gross.
Terrence: "Damn, son! Loshonda's ass is fine!"
Bon Qui Qui: "Yeah, but she got some ill-ass blackne."

Kooladria: "Langquasha's face is so greasy, girl!"
Watermelondrea: "Yeh, das' becuz she got dat blackne all o'er her fo-head.
by Billy-Bob bo Fiddly October 6, 2010
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Blackne

The small, red bumps found on the neck of people who do not know how to shave properly, typically of African American descent.
Yo, that's some foul blackne
by Spillbeer July 24, 2003
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Blackne

Gosh, Morgan Freeman sure has some weird Blackne.
or
My penis is having some kind of weird reaction after I fucked the shit out of that black booty of Shawntel. I hope it is not Blackne.
by 4pple5 h0m0 November 21, 2011
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2 Greenies for a Blackie

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014
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Men in blacked

Verb; The act of getting so inebriated that you feel like you’ve been hit with a neuralyzer.
My first time hitting the rig I got men in blacked
by Grand Wizard Alex August 15, 2020
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Prison Blacked

The sexual violation of a white man in prison by blacks for sport. Often implemented for the purpose of punishing or humiliating the victim. Commonly abbreviated as "PB".
Eh, mang...did you hear about the white boy from cell A24 getting PB'd? Yea! Last night he got prison blacked by like 4 guys!
by BillyBoozeBag August 20, 2021
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