bittinger
look at bittinger over there.
bittinger by jacob bitti April 4, 2008
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Mr. Bittner
A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!
He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.
He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.
He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.
He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.
LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"
Mr. Bittner by IB Artfreak December 16, 2011
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Who's bitting your balls
Said to someone who is moody and bitchy who snaps and rages out for no apparent reason.
Also said as "who bit your balls"
Also said as "who bit your balls"
Bryan: Those are some dank ass shoes bro
Jamal: Fuck off
Bryan: Shit, who's bitting your balls
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Bryan: What up
Jamal: Don't fuckin talk to me
Bryan: Woah who bit your balls
Jamal: Fuck off
Bryan: Shit, who's bitting your balls
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Bryan: What up
Jamal: Don't fuckin talk to me
Bryan: Woah who bit your balls
Who's bitting your balls by *BMK* June 28, 2009
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