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Mr. Bittner

A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!

He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.

He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.
LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"
Mr. Bittner by IB Artfreak December 16, 2011

Dan Biringer 

Dan Biringer is one of the best poker players out there.

Bitjigger 

A person who becomes sexually aroused by computer data.
The bitjigger moaned at the glorious data displayed upon his monitor. The beautiful pattern of ones and zeros brought him to a state of climactic ecstasy.
Bitjigger by Smorko April 27, 2006

Ariel Bittner 

The kid who looks like a nerd but is actually a fucking legend
Person : Are you Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner: No Shit
Ariel Bittner by ariel bitcoin September 21, 2018

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit
my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass
Buttfingers by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

Who's bitting your balls

Said to someone who is moody and bitchy who snaps and rages out for no apparent reason.

Also said as "who bit your balls"
Bryan: Those are some dank ass shoes bro

Jamal: Fuck off

Bryan: Shit, who's bitting your balls

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Bryan: What up

Jamal: Don't fuckin talk to me

Bryan: Woah who bit your balls