Bettiners

A synonym for boobs. Often used in a public location when you don't want others around you to realize that you are talking about boobs.

Girl: I think I have better bettiners that she does

Guy: No, you really don't

Girl: Are you kidding? Her bettiners are way to big for her

Guy: You're wrong

by Dr. Sternie August 3, 2012

bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Benkinersophobia

Fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on one's eleventh birthday.

A study recently showed that many children believe in the magical world of Harry Potter created by J.K. Rowling and are, in fact, fearful of it not existing. This fear often manifests itself in the form of an act described in the book which would be the first contact with the magical world in question - receiving a letter from Hogwarts. The build up to the eleventh birthday can be a time of anxiety for children suffering from this phobia.

-'Have you noticed James acting oddly recently?'
-'Yes, I think he may be suffering from Benkinersophobia.'

by Drew Turanchar April 27, 2006

Yellow Bentines

An illegal street drug which is available in the UK and is usually sold by a 'boz boz'. Yellow Bentines are usually sold for £30 a smack but have side effects, such as the taker going on a bad 'crack handle'.

Sometimes known as Klarky Caps

Are you a boz boz? Do you have any Yellow Bentines? I'll give you £20 for a Clarky Cap. I don't want my hand to feel like a week in a lead balloon. My friend got a bad crack handle, ended up on a negative blooty and had jessop jessop jessop.

by Les Battersby March 12, 2005

Benkinersphobia

The fear of not receiving a Hogwarts letter at age eleven.

girl: I'll be 11 soon... *scared*
boy: don't have Benkinersphobia, it'll come.

by kelzb October 4, 2012

Bettersed

To delete your comment on a Facebook post or picture to create the illusion that people are talking to themselves.

"darn- I've been bettersed!"

by freelang October 14, 2012

Bettine

God's promise

Devoted to God
Best bitch to not be mentioned in the Bible

Bettine is not the same as Bettina or mutina

by ...it's not bettine May 20, 2016