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Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit
my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass
Buttfingers by yourcrazy April 25, 2006
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Buttfingers

When someone eats cheetos or doritos gets that orange stuff all over their fingers.
John: That person eating doritos is probably gonna have insane buttfingers
Peter: I ate some cheetos and now I have insane buttfingers

butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things
It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.
butterfingers by Light Joker May 29, 2005

ButterFingers Montgomery 

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.
Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.

Butterfingers McGee 

That one player (receiver) in football, more specifically video game football who always drops a pass.
What a mistake going for it on 4th down, especially passing it to Butterfingers McGee, he always drops the pass.

Dammit Butterfingers McGee!! Why the fuck did you drop that pass!
Butterfingers McGee by Dman930 February 18, 2009

butterfingers

When an easy catch is missed because the ball slips through the fingers. Normally used in cricket.
How could you drop that you butterfingers!
butterfingers by Roy Hills February 1, 2004

Butterfingers

When you're stalking on the gram and you accidentally like a pic
Nicki: "Oh shit! My damn butterfingers accidentally liked my baby daddy's ex gf's mom's sister's pic!
Butterfingers by 26dontcare June 2, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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