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Bittner
*a person who has no life
*likes to make your life miserable
*a teacher
* has no girlfriend and lives with 4 cats all by himself!
*assigns essays on winter and spring break!!
*likes to make your life miserable
*a teacher
* has no girlfriend and lives with 4 cats all by himself!
*assigns essays on winter and spring break!!
Bittner
Bittner by Bitty bits December 27, 2007
Mr. Bittner
A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!
He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.
He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.
He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.
He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.
LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"
Mr. Bittner by IB Artfreak December 16, 2011
Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner by ariel bitcoin September 21, 2018
Jason Bittner
Jason Bittner is a god, a metal icon, and the drummer for Shadows Fall. He can double-bass drum faster than anyone could imagine.
Jason Bittner by triplecorpsehammerblow December 28, 2004
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