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a woman doesn't realize how beautiful she is. good listener, faithful, trustworthy, passionate, romantic and a great person.
"My new girlfriend is such a bittner."
Bittner by LockedUp August 19, 2008
Words you can keep
A male who likes to use the drug MDMA also referred to as CAPS!!!
bittner does caps
Bittner by Capanator69 June 26, 2016
*a person who has no life
*likes to make your life miserable
*a teacher
* has no girlfriend and lives with 4 cats all by himself!
*assigns essays on winter and spring break!!
My teacher is such a Bittner, he enjoys seeing us miserable!
Bittner by HHS1986 May 12, 2009
A peice of ass, type II diabetes, some pussy
pussy slut whore cunt josh horse
Dones, wanna pick up some bittners and some insulin and head up to the chateau?
Bittner by Bitty bits December 27, 2007

Mr. Bittner

A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!

He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.

He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.
LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"
Mr. Bittner by IB Artfreak December 16, 2011

Ariel Bittner 

The kid who looks like a nerd but is actually a fucking legend
Person : Are you Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner: No Shit
Ariel Bittner by ariel bitcoin September 21, 2018

Jason Bittner

Jason Bittner is a god, a metal icon, and the drummer for Shadows Fall. He can double-bass drum faster than anyone could imagine.
Need an example? "The Light that Blinds" off of Shadows Fall's new cd The War Within.
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