bitchsnatch

1 When one is exceedingly happy with his or her wares, one will define it as the bitchsnatch. This phrase is superior to all shit, snatch, or shtuff.
2 Also can be used to describe a lady's private area.

1 Man 1: These cookies are sure the bee's knees.
Man 2: No, son. These cookies are the bitchsnatch!
2 I got myself some fine bitchsnatch last night, dawg.

by Tanda September 22, 2005

BitchSnatch

To be trapped into bad relationship

After Just Three Dates With Carol, Tim Realized He Had Been BitchSnatched.

by Sweet Golden Greek January 18, 2017

BitchSnatch

When a competing male has some na'an you want for yourself, you will either make a move to barter for the female or will attempt to win her for the evening by cock blocking your opponent by utilizing various means of humiliation/shit talking.

"I brought some cheeseboigas over to my fiends house, he had some hoes i wanted so i bitchsnatched his na'an with my wendy's doublestacks"

"I had to bitchsnatch that scrub, he didn't deserve that na'an"

by bigstinkyN March 19, 2009

bitchnatch

A newer version of "motherfucker", to be used in a moment of great stress and anguer.

"You just sunk my battleship! Bitchnatch!"

by Patrick Lafontaine November 25, 2004

bitchwatch

when one person is keeping tabs (special attention to what someone is doing at all times) on another person.

RELATIONSHIPS.---
When the girlfriend is keeping watch on the boyfriend's ex.
"She definitely still wants him back. I've had her on bitchwatch for a while now."

or,

When the ex is keeping tabs on the girlfriend.
"I still want him back. She's been on my bitchwatch since they started talking."

by G.Mayhem July 7, 2008

bitchatcho

A person who you consider a friend but has bitchy tendencies

"I love MarySue but, damn, she can be a bitchatcho at times."

by WellThatHappened July 4, 2015

bitchspatch

A term used to discribe a ambulance dispatcher, by an ambulance crew who are upset with dispatch for either being overworked., not getting meal breaks or just plain poor dispatching.

That bitchspatcher is sending me on a call while I am on my lunch.

by John97 January 21, 2008