perch

Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.
1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call
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by Scott Griffin August 27, 2005
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alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.
"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)
by the butcher September 30, 2006
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to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.
by analpounder037 December 04, 2014
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by bleh January 12, 2004
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The Perch

To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.

****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.

Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
by Joric La Cox August 04, 2007
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Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.
Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!
by QuickTipsManual January 22, 2011
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