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Bitchception 

Bitchception is the act of being bitched by another bitch, including if someone is bitching the other bitch for being a bitch. The bitch of the group will be "bitched out" in a way that makes the other so-called "bitch" of the group bitchin'. I summary, the bitch will be bitching the other bitch which would be bitching another bitch because of the bitches before that made the bitch even more bitch.
Person 1: Did you really invite Derzan? He's such a bitch.
Person 2: Yeah, I felt like I needed the bitchception that happens when you two talk to each other.
Person 1: Man, you're such a bitch!
Person 2: Exactly what I mean.
Bitchception by Urmummyjay October 12, 2020
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bitchception 

When someone you know gets bitched out by someone else you know, then they both complain to you about getting bitched out and having to bitch out the other respectively. By the end of it you feel like you yourself have been bitched out.
Person 1: Susie got bitched out by Mac for leaving her fucking clothes on the floor again. Then Susie bitched to me about getting bitched out, and Mac bitched to me that he had to bitch Susie out. It's exhausting listening to all of their bitching!

Person 2: What a drag, that's total bitchception.
bitchception by kanchi19 February 4, 2017

Bitchumptions 

The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.
"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy

"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch

"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy
Bitchumptions by DOFOO June 18, 2009

witchception

She's a witchception
witchception by Gypsy soul July 19, 2019

Bitchcation 

A girls' trip, where women relax, unwind, and enjoy themselves without the pressures of work or family responsibilities.
Sasha: My group chat just renamed itself “Bitchcation 2025
Tina: I’m both scared and intrigued.
Sasha: Pack a swimsuit and a strong liver.
Bitchcation by fail-fixer May 11, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026