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bitchiness 

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.
"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."
bitchiness by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008

bitchfest 

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.
We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.
bitchfest by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

Bitchcest 

When one of your main bitches fucks with another main bitch
Charlie and leilani madeout, it was not love, it was bitchcest
Bitchcest by Kyleweix April 17, 2017

bitchibetes 

The bad mood brought on by a lack of food.
We'd better find a Taco Bell before my boyfriend gets bitchibetes.
bitchibetes by Nathan Maharaj January 4, 2009
When you wake up in the morning and realize you don't have any breakfast and bitch about it. Also refered as bitchfasting.
Alex: "What are you bitching about?"

Jake: "I woke up this morning and I couldn't find anything to eat!"

Alex: "Ah I see your having a bitchfast..."
bitchfast by Triplea4517 May 9, 2011

bitchimistic 

It is a state of being. Where you're expecting the best of all, but in a bitchy way.
That was pretty bitchimistic of Kyla to leave us alone at the party, especially since she knew how much we hated the people at the party.
bitchimistic by BatGirl89 March 15, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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