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bitchfester 

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
bitchfester by Rubio July 31, 2008
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Bitchbuster 

A private company similar to Ghostbusters, but specializing in the removal of bitches.
I ain't scared of no bitch. Who you gonna call? Bitchbusters

Quick call the Bitchbusters! Our basement has been overrun by bitches again.
Bitchbuster by Albevada November 30, 2011

bitchfest 

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.
We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.
bitchfest by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

bitchbuster 

noun- a penis

verb- to bitchbust, to have sex
I whipped out my bitchbuster and we had sex.

I totally bitchbusted that chick last night.
bitchbuster by SmittyD April 17, 2009

bitchmaster

One who is master of all bitches. "When a bitch is bitten, the master of all bitches must be killed in order to release his/her underlings"
Bitchmaster is the master of all bitches.
bitchmaster by Rich+Sand July 24, 2006

Bitchster 

Your Bitch of a Sister
"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."
Bitchster by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

bitchaster 

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.
We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.
bitchaster by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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